December 10, 2004

A Christmas Ode

To Amazon.com, and all of the late unlamented Dot Coms that didn't make it.

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing to and fro
Like chickens with no head
Through the store they go
Faces full of dread.
Check-out lines are short.
Inventory's tall.
Everyone just shops on-line,
No one comes round here at all!

Oh, Business stinks, business stinks,
No one's leaving home!
Everything they want's on-line,
They have no need to ro-oam!
Business stinks, business stinks,
No one's at the store!
If they need another gift,
They point-and-click some more!

Posted by Will Duquette at December 10, 2004 06:34 PM