February 01, 2004

Dating Gollum

Found at Mirabilis, the Lord of the Rings dating guide:.


  • Eating raw fish is no longer a sign of a sophisticated date. (That said, you have to admit the Atkins plan is working for Gollum.)

  • When overused, terms of endearment such as "precious" lose their meaning;

Posted by Will Duquette at February 1, 2004 05:27 PM

Craig Clarke said:

The road trip advice is solid, I can attest, making four 16-hour treks to Tennessee a year with my spouse.

If you can be trapped for that long in a car with each other and arrive at your destination still on good terms, the odds are definitely in your favor.