If you've not seen this, you should really go take a look; it's one of the funniest bits of Internet humor I've seen. It's one of the things that comes around in e-mail every once in a while, and every time it comes around I read it and chuckle.
Posted by Will Duquette at November 24, 2003 11:37 AM
Craig Clarke said:
Yea, even when you have an interesting bandage to show...
Now, that's just going too far. After all, I'm sure that everyone at dinner wants to see my Ngaio Marsh band-aid!
There should be one for little girls:
And verily, when thy mother has dressed you in the finest garments of her hands, thou shall not lift thy skirt above thy shoulders. Yea, though thy undergarments are made of the finest lace and are pleasing unto you, yet they are not to be shown to all whom you meet in the street, for it is an embarassment to thy mother and an object of jest to thy neighbors.